She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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