are you so shy because you have an std?
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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