That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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