This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
Randomize
