marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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