How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
Randomize
