I'm gonna have a badass scar
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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