whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I just blew my weed a kiss
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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