I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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