Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
Randomize
