He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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