How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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