Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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