I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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