No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I wanna passion pit in your ass
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Is it because I queefed?
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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