Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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