how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I am one with the molecules
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
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