Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
At least life still wants to fuck me.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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