i just google imaged poop.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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