i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
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