Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
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