spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
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