is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
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