Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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