so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
Randomize
