So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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