I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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