sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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