I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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