It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
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