Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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