Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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