At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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