yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
They have beer where we have blood.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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