Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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