I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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