I think scott just propositioned me for sex
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
Farmville is her only friend.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
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