he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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