We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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