Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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