whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
It's official drugs can't kill me
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
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