Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
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