I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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