have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
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