IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Dude, this old lady messaged me on Facebook talking about her grandson and wanted to know shit about me. I'd almost call her a cougar except she looks like mashed potatoes that have come alive.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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