is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
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