windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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