his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
So. Much. Porn.
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