You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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