In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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