Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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